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Go see Red Tails…

For the past couple of weeks, the interwebs have been abuzz with talk about the movie, “Red Tails.” It’s a fictionalized story about the all-black regiment of fighter pilots, the Tuskegee Airmen, set in Italy in World War II. We get to meet a bunch of (fine ass) black men from different walks of life who were all a part of the “Tuskegee Experience” that wanted to test whether or not black men would be smart enough to be fighter pilots.

While I would just love to give you a history lesson, I would much rather you click this link and educate your damn selves. Personally, I interviewed a Tuskegee Airman so, I’m good. It’s a wonderful story in which all people need to be aware. I sincerely hope this movie will make people want to know more about it. Now, as for the movie and all these damn critics …

Dear Universe, you will never be able to satisfy an entire group of people. All men aren’t fans of the same thing nor are all men neither are all white people and definitely not all black people. “Red Tails” is no different. This movie has gotten a lot of attention because it is an all black cast and Mr. Star Wars, George Lucas, put up $100 million of his own money because he couldn’t get Hollywood to invest. That being said, black folks everywhere set out to prove Hollywood wrong and support this historic biopic. Problem is it wasn’t a biopic. Negroes flocked to the movie in droves expecting to see an Oscar-worthy film starring black men who were men of honor who were being snubbed by a system that sought to keep them down. They got an action movie.

I’m not sure if you are familiar with action movies but they aren’t famous for the dialogue, the sentiment or their maintenance of the integrity of whatever period they are highlighting. Action movies are known for action. Fights and explosions and shit like that. But because this one was financed by George Lucas and involved Cuba Gooding Jr. and Terrence Howard, black folks expected something major. *smh* Look, if you went to see Red Tails and went to learn the story of the Tuskegee Airmen and you were disappointed that you got an action movie, that’s your fault.

Nobody ever billed this movie to be anything more than an action film. But because it stars an abundance of black men we turned it into a demonstration against the racial injustice in the Hollywood establishment. We have to get over ourselves. We need to realize that more black quality films aren’t being made because we aren’t demanding them. Some of us continue to be pissed about movies like Red Tails yet they line up in droves for the latest in Tyler Perry’s never-ending story of the downtrodden black woman with the dark-skinned villains.

I have never in all my movie-watching days seen reviews more mixed for a movie than this one. Ever. “This was an awesome black film!” “That movie sucked! Don’t waste your money!” “I wish they would have done more.” “Why weren’t there any black women in the movie?” “He was with a white woman!” Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah! *smh* Some of y’all need to see this movie for what it was – entertainment. I looked at this movie the same as I would “Captain America,” “Superman,” or any other hero movie. The only difference here is there were actual Tuskegee Airmen.

Personally, I think “Red Tails” made strides in how black men are perceived in hero movies. Up until now we only had Will Smith, Denzel Washington, Cuba Gooding Jr. and Sam Jackson. Now, we’ve got an assload of black heroes for them to choose from. Let’s just support this movie for being what it is, the first all-black action flick since the blacksploitation period and keep it moving.

Let’s stop taking shit to higher and higher levels of foolishness and irrelevance by getting in our feelings. I need for y’all to come out of there and join the rest of us in the real world. This movie was made to see black men catapulted to the role of hero not to give black films relevance. That’s our job. You want to see more quality black films? Let’s support the ones we do have coming out and demand better of our own filmmakers. If nothing else, go see it for yourself and stop taking everyone else’s word for it.

Women of Brewster Place …

A couple of weekends ago while doing my hair, I popped in my DVD of the classic TV movie, “Women of Brewster Place,” starring my shero Oprah (no last name needed). If memory serves, “Women of Brewster Place” was a mini-series that morphed into a short-lived TV show.

In the event that you are unfamiliar, “Women of Brewster Place” is based on the novel of the same name by one, Gloria Naylor. New York City native, Naylor, also wrote “Linden Hills,” “Mama Day,” “Bailey’s Cafe” and “Men of Brewster Place.” While I could sit here and give you the entire story of “Women of Brewster Place,” imagine it to be similar to “For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow is Enuf.” The book of course, not that almost dreadful movie Tyler Perry did.

It’s the story of eight women, really nine if you count Miss Eva, who leaned on each other in good times and bad. Brewster Place is the name of the dead-end street where their rundown apartment building was located. Oprah’s character, Mattie, was no doubt the matriarch. Though she worked her entire life, she lost it all trying to help her wayward son. Along the way, she ran into a cast of characters with their own problems but their own strengths.

Because Hollywood seems to be fresh out of ideas, I suspect someone will take a crack at a remake on this movie. If there is a God in Heaven, it will NOT be the aforementioned Perry. I almost died of shock, awe and disbelief when he shat upon “For Colored Girls…” I’m not sure I will be able to handle his take on this.

Anyway, WHEN they remake it there is no need for auditions to cast the principle roles for I have taken the liberty of doing that. In the same fashion as I cast “Obama: The Movie” and “The Wiz,” I am casting based on the look and acting ability of said actors. If necessary, go to Hulu and familiarize yourself with the movie and the series.

Viola Davis as Mattie Michael

You’ve more than likely seen Davis in the movie “Doubt,” as Fantasia’s mama in “Life Is Not a Fairytale” or several of your favorite series as a guest star. She is also set to star in “The Help” this summer.

To put it mildly, the woman has acting chops. Anyone who can get in a scene with Fantasia and hold it together without laughing gets an ‘A’ in my book. And, I am ready to see her in a matriarchal role. She just looks like the woman everyone goes to when they have a problem.

Taraji P. Henson as Etta Mae

In the movie, Etta Mae stole the show. Every scene she was in, she managed to upstage everyone in it. Much like Taraji P. Henson in every movie she has ever been in. I am not afraid to admit that she is one of my favorite actresses. Even though she drank a swig (or two) of that Sister Perry Kool-Aid, I’m willing to overlook that.

She carried “Baby Boy,” stole the show in Lifetime’s “The Division,” made “Hustle & Flow” watchable and gave an Oscar-worthy performance in “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.” I’m ready to see her as a “worldly” woman.

Jurnee Smollett as Ciel

OK, should I even speak about the acting chops on this child? Let’s go back to her days as Denise on “Full House” and “Hanging With Mr. Cooper.” Then let’s travel on down to “Eve’s Bayou” and how she wow’d everyone and her performance in “The Great Debaters” was awesome. And I, for one, am still upset that she didn’t get a damn Oscar nod.

I think she could bring something awesome to this role as an over-worked, emotionally abused wife and mother. While Lynn Whitfield did an awesome job as Ciel, Smollett could definitely take it to a brand new level. Plus, I think we can start seeing her in different kinds of roles. We’ve seen her play a scholar and see her an awkward girl and a young professional. I’d like to see her play a mom.

Keke Palmer as Cora Lee

OK, I know she is America’s chocolatey sweetheart. I know this, but I like her for the role of the young babymama. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying we need to see her in a “negative” role by any stretch of the imagination. What I want to see from her is versatility.

Palmer has played sweet and smart. She, too, has swigged the Sister Perry Kool-Aid, but I want to see her in a gritty role. Well, maybe not gritty, but definitely something she’s not used to playing. Cora Lee was a little rough around the edges but has a lot of redeeming qualities. Add to that the fact that I think Palmer would benefit from being around the strong ladies I put in this cast.

SN: This was both Phyllis Yvonne Stickney and Larenz Tate’s first movie. She played his mama. They reunited later for “The Inkwell” where she played his therapist. #uselessfacts

Kyla Pratt as Kiswana

We haven’t seen Kyla Pratt in a long time. I suspect it’s because she’s been in college. Well, this is why this is a perfect fit for this role. In the movie, Kiswana, or as her mama calls her, Melanie, is a recent college drop out who thinks she knows everything and she knows nothing! LoL!

Seriously, tho. I think she’d be a good fit. Robin Givens breathed life into this clueless character who wanted to save the world with all her help to the poor. Pratt would be genius in this role.

Paula Patton as Lorraine

Paula Patton is red-hot. She seems to have the Midas touch as of late. From “Jumping the Broom” to “Precious” to lesser known roles in “Just Wright” and “Idlewild,” Patton has become Black Hollywood’s new “it” girl.

Though she’s had limited roles, she’s had a variety of them. She’s played a clueless pretty girl, a spoiled princess and a caring teacher. Stepping into this role of semi-closeted lesbian will certainly make folks see a different side of her.

Regina King as Tee

I’m just gonna say it. I love Regina King. She’s my girl crush. It was sort of my lil’ secret until Dr. Rachael outed me on The Twitter. From the time she was Brenda on “227″ to her role as Margie in “Ray” to the ill-fated “This Christmas,” and of course as the voices of Huey and Riley Freeman, Regina King has been that chick.

This role of Tee is that of Lorraine’s partner. Tee is the less closeted of the two. She is Lorraine’s best friend and confidant and lover. Tee seems to be the more well-adjusted to being a lesbian than Lorraine. I am curious as to the chemistry between her and Patton. I think she’d make Patton step her game up a little bit.

LaTanya Richardson Jackson or Lynn Whitfield as Miss Sophia

Anyone who remembers Miss Sophie, with her nosy self, you know that she was perhaps the most unintentionally hilarious character of them all. Initially I thought CCH Pounder would be the ultimate Miss Sophie, but upon further review, I have decided LaTanya Richardson Jackson or Lynn Whitfield would be wonderful Miss Sophie.

Jackson has been seen in several popular TV shows but is probably remembered most for her role in “The Fighting Temptations” as the busy body church lady. She’s definitely got some acting chops on her. Honestly, she’s got a bit of her husband, Samuel L. Jackson, in her. I’d like to see her get all upset in an old lady kinda way. Same with Whitfield. We KNOW she’s proven herself as a helluvan actress. Annnnnnnnd, I would love to see an original cast member make a cameo of sorts.

So, there you have it. You have any suggestions of who should play who? Tell me about it!

Finally …

I’d like to begin by saying congrats to Salim Akil, Tracey Edmonds, T.D. Jakes, Mara Brock Akil, all the other producers and the cast and crew of “Jumping the Broom” for their successful opening weekend at the box office. While the movie didn’t finish at No. 1 like a lot of folks wanted, it did finish in third place behind “Thor” and “Fast and the Furious 5.” The movie cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $5-10 million to make and it took in $13.7 million. Not bad at all. Thank the Lord we finally got a movie with black folks where a man is not dressed in drag trying to be Cap’N Save A Ho. Now, for the movie …

The movie is a classic story of the haves and have less. The movie brought together power actresses Loretta Devine and Angela Bassett (and “Waiting to Exhale” alums) as the overbearing mothers of the phoine Laz Alonzo and pretty Paula Patton. Long story short, Alonzo and Patton meet under unusual circumstances, fall deeply, madly in love and put together a quickie wedding so they can run off to Asia and start their lives as husband and wife. They bring their families together and that’s when things start getting out of hand.

Devine’s character is an arbitrarily angry ass postal worker, while Bassett is a well-to-do woman of leisure with a husband she’s sure is cheating and a sassy domestic staff. Rounding out the cast are one of my favorite entertainers, Tasha Smith as Devine’s best friend and reluctant cougar, a subdued, yet funny, Mike Epps, an annoying DeRay Davis, a rather noice-looking (and young) Romeo Miller along with a confused and unneeded Meagan Good and Pooch Hall. Ooh, and a particularly sexy Gary Dourdan.

My favorite character in the movie, tho, is probably Valarie Pettiford’s role as Aunt Geneva. I fell in love with Pettiford in the former UPN/CW comedy, “Half and Half.” Any of you familiar with that show, imagine Big Dee Dee with MORE alcohol, less of a filter and a grudge – random singing and all. *giggles* Hell, she became MY favorite aunt in that movie. LoL!

While I enjoyed the cast’s delivery, I was slightly underwhelmed with the script. The story was predictable in certain parts and the dialogue dragged in some places. I will say that it definitely had its funny parts. I definitely chuckled a few times but I have to say that a few of the jokes went over the heads of some of the folks in the theater where I saw the movie. Truth be told, I kinda liked that, tho. *devil horns*

One of the things that I liked is you still got the Christian theme of the movie without being hit over the head with it by an over-sized, gun-toting grandma. You get subtle references to their faith throughout the movie without overly glorious miracles. It was a realistic look at faith and how folks exercise it (particularly when they’re in need). Annnnnnnnnnnd, nobody cussed.

Overall, I’d give this movie a solid B. There’s no plus or minus, this movie gets an 85. I totally see myself buying this when it’s available on DVD and rewinding my favorite parts. Kudos to all involved with this project!

SN: Bishop T.D. Jakes makes a cameo appearance in this movie and his speech impediment is even more obvious. My friends and I laughed for a solid five minutes. We are SO #hellbound

For Colored Girls …

Before I jump into today’s post, two things. No. 1, check me out on Good Enough Mother as I share with the world some of the Life Lessons I’ve learned at the ripe old age of 28. LoL! Go read. Comment. Share.

No. 2, don’t forget to check out “Monday Musings with The Jaded Nyer and Friends” as she and some special guests discuss the movement of underground music in the Dirty South. This one is near (and dear) to my heart as I get to officially add the title of producer to my list of ‘sponsibilities at the #JadedEmpire. Tune in, the chat room will be a fool!

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I, like seemingly every black woman, took it upon myself to flock to the movie theater this weekend to see Tyler Perry’s latest movie “For Colored Girls.” I have to admit, it didn’t suck as badly as I thought it would. Kudos to Mr. Perry. *golf clap*

First off, let me address something that irritated the shit outta me, chapped my ass and made me wanna smack a heffa. How come black folk can’t just go to the movies and watch it? Why we gotta give commentary to the motherbleepin’ screen? Gah!

In case you’re unfamiliar, Perry directed and adapted this movie from Ntozake Shange’s choreopoem and stage play, “For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf.” It’s the story of seven “colored” women who have different stories and struggles both inward and outward.

These women are Lady Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Brown, Purple and they are all women you know. These women deal with love, lust, abuse, abortion … Just about any issue that any woman can deal with is addressed in this play and poem. So, this isn’t just a story for women of color, but a story of colorful women. And to take it a step further, we can, and probably will, throughout our lives change colors. Now, I’m not going to tell you which color is what and who is who in the movie. Stop being so damn lazy and read motherbleepin’ book! #ugh

Anyway, I will say that the actresses in the movie, with the exception of Janet) did an awesome job. Phylicia Rashad can act circles around anyone, any day of any week in any month of the year. She is one of the greats who has been underrated and underestimated and damn any of you who doesn’t think so.

Anika Noni Rose is quickly becoming one of my new favorite actresses. In spite of her “involvement” (see also: starring) in that damn rat’s “The Princess and the Frog,” she is awesome sauce. And Kimberly Elise will just … *applause* *standing ovation* I swear that woman has the ability to make you cry when you watch her cry. SN: between her and Ms. Rashad, I almost lost it.

Loretta Devine was the perfect person to play that role. Thandie Newton was too – something for me. It’s like she was overacting. Whoopi Goldberg’s character was pretty much a caricature. For the record, Elohim is used in the Bible as the Hebrew word for God. (I wish the clueless Negroes in our theater would go to church at least one Sunday a month for the year.)

Anyway, a lot of the criticism about the movie is about the way black men and women are being portrayed. To those folks, I go back to the aforementioned point of read a motherbleepin’ book! The whole title of the book and play alerts you to the fact that it’s going to be serious subject matter with the word suicide. And IDK if you people have looked around lately but as people, we ain’t shit. We do abuse each other and ourselves.

I’m glad Perry has brought this up because now folks will start talking about Shange’s work and how not a whole lot has changed since 1974 when this work was published. I think her words were lost on a lot of people because Perry, or whoever did the adaptation, was unable to make the poem and the script flow together. The movie came off as a regular story with overacted monologues that went from plain, common folk language to poetic verse. Simply put, it went over a lot of folks’ heads.

I saw what Perry was trying to do. I understand it. I respect it. He needs to hire more writers who can articulate the story he’s trying to tell and make it so the common language and poetic language can be cohesive.

And for God’s sake, stop giving Janet Jackson work as an actress. Her acting peaked at being burned by Tootie’s mama with that iron on “Good Times.” I love Janet – as a singer and dancer. I would love to gave seen Audra McDonald in that role. Orrrrrrrrrrr Lisa Arrindel-Anderson, since Perry loves the light skinned-itness so much.

Now, for those of you who haven’t read the book or seen the play, please refrain from offering up your half-assed, incomplete criticisms and only comment on the movie itself (which I’m sure you didn’t overstand). I’m sure you’re asking yourself, “Did you read the book, heffa?!” To that I say, “Ya damn skippy I read it. Twice.” *rolls eyes*

Reading is FUNdamental!

So, for the last time, read a motherbleepin’ book!!!

Tweetin’ the Oscars

= Awesomeness

It’s no secret that Tweetin’ awards shows and major events has become my favorite past time. And you know that I was on hand for the Academy Award/Twitter shenanigans – from the moment where the white girl Kanye’d the black documentary filmmaker to Sam Jackson’s *side eye* during Mo’Nique’s speech and even John Travolta showing up dressed like he’s on his way to dinner at the Olive Garden – and I didn’t get put in Twitter jail this time. *takes a bow* Thank you! Thank you!
Like before, I will be highlighting some of my favorite Tweets of the night from the folks in my time line and myself. Before I move forward with that, I must say that after one year, five months and a week, I reached and surpassed 20K Tweets. As I’ve always said, I will take a full week off Twitter when I got to 20K Tweets.
Shoot, 20K Tweets at 140 characters each is like 2.8 million characters. It’s time to shut up!
I’ll still be posting here and you can holla at me in the chat room tonight of The Jaded Nyer’s show where she’ll be talking to the one and only Darius Williams of Everyday Cookin’, The Cupcake Gallery and the blog inspiring us all Million By Thirty. Join us!

Also, don’t forget to visit The F$%k It List’s blog for today’s finer point of blogger blogger etiquette.

Now, without further ado, in no particular order, herrrrrrrre we go:

Hosts, practices, speeches, performances, etc.
• This monologue is predictable.
• They are straight cuttin’ people’s mics off! LMAO!
• “I love you more than rainbows, baby.” #funny #cornyenoughtowork
• Dear dude giving the speech, Avatar is about bastardizing the story of native americans and blue people. Sit down! Thanks, Management
• Every time I see Jason Bateman, think he’s gonna give me a PowerPoint presentation on ball cancer. #couplesretreat
• Heyyyy, one of my favorite white singers! #jamestaylor Doesn’t he sound like a Deacon in a black Baptist church?
• So, the prize for winning America’s Best Dance Crew is performing at the Oscars? #itlookslikefamemetMTV
• RT @deltalady: *sings* This is the show that never ends…it jus goes on and on and on…

On “Precious”
• LMAO! They were. RT @justkmac: The cast of Precious was lookin like “One coonery joke and we wildin on your ass”
• WTF?! They couldn’t have picked another scene?! #dammitacademy
• WTF of all parts of the screenplay to show for Precious, they had to show her stealing and running with Chicken???? #bullshittery (via @justkmac)
• WHAT I TELL YOU?!!!!! Best adapted screenplay, snitchesssssss!
• What in the hell is Tyler Perry doing there? Oh, I get it, that’s the only way he’ll get in. #thatmakessense
• Of course it’s Mo’Nique. #duh #indoorvoiceplease
• *dead* RT @Slaus: Monique’s husband is gonna celebrate by fuggin someone else
• Good look on Charlize Theron presenting “Precious.” I’ve always said it puts me in the mind of “Monster.”
• My fav, too! RT @feminista09: my fave line from Precious: “they talk like people on tv shows i don’t watch.” #TeamGabby
• Am I the only one that’s kinda pissed that the cast of Precious is seated in a tight ass corner in the audience??? #Realtalk (via @justkmac)
• No one is thanking or even acknowledging Sapphire? Why? (via deltalady)

On the stars
• PSA: Robert Downey Jr. looks like Mr. Magoo, but he can still get it.
• “Wheeeeeeeeee!” LMAO! RT @Butta_Flyy: SJP hair look like she’s been outside playing on the monkey bars
• Is this mofo in jeans and a blazer? Who let him in?
• I thought the same thing. Somebody get that boy a sandwich! RT @deltalady: McCauley looks a lil crackish…
• Bwahahaha! RT @Slaus: Robert Downey Jr looks like he knows where to get the best weed ever. weed laced with unicorn tears n shit
• I still see Morgan Freeman as a dirty ol’ man. *shudders* Ewww.
• They can’t find ‘em. RT @jemelehill: Why didn’t they have Samms from Lean on Me doing the intro for Morgan Freeman?
• I am unapologetically Oprah’s biggest fan. #truth
• Why is dude from “The Blind Side” all shiny? Lay off the fried foods!
• There is nothing like showing your ex- that you’re the sh*t! #iloveit
• HAIL! #QueenLatifah (via @Redactrice)
• Behind #samjacksonsface “I’ve been loud for years, why don’t I have an Oscar?! And where’s my Super Suit?!”
• Tyler Perry has lady hips. Look!
• I can’t. RT @Jesus_M_Christ: I thought Tyler Perry was a fat black woman….

Other movies
• Inglorious Basterds – 1 Haters – 0
• “Up” won!!! #ihatedisney
• #truth RT @Slaus: every John Hughes film should have been called Pretty white kids with problems
• Or, “Don’t Look Back!” RT @Slaus: All early horrors movies should be called: White people should know better than to….

Random
• *nodding* So the Academy is looking for screenplays that have balls. And dude was a reporter? *scribbles in notebook*
• Fisher Stevens? My grandma said never trust a man with two last names.
• Has ANYbody thanked Jesus tonight? They can’t ALL be Scientologists.
• *drum roll* Tweet No. 20K! *tear* I feel so honored that you all are here with me tonight. *somebody mutes mic*
• OK, now let the “The Academy is racist” rants begin. *rolls eyes*
• @SmartysWorld lol…at following oscars via twitter.. (via @spchrist)
• My timeline is full of Mary Agnes from The Color Purple: WHO DIS WOMAN?! Ahahaahhaaha ( via @deltalady)

To follow any of these folks on Twitter, type http://twitter.com/(their username). For example, http://twitter.com/smartysworld