Monthly Archives: March 2010

When I think tea baggers …

… arbitrarily angry ass people are not what I have in mind. I won’t go into detail about what I KNOW tea baggers are, but let’s just say it ain’t got nothing to do with no damn politics, OK?

The sentiment of tea baggers everywhere.

So, anyway, all over the country, clusters of people unhappy with the POTUS and Congress’ fiscal decision have formed “tea parties” in honor of the Boston Tea Party where people threw tea into the Boston Harbor in 1773 in protest of the British government. (Mmhmm, I wasn’t just passing notes in Mr. Kemp’s U.S. History-Honors class)
So, because these modern day protesters can’t very well toss sick and poor people into anybody’s harbor legally, so they have been holding symbolic tea parties, some going as far as to decorate signs and head gear with actual tea bags. Hey, I’m all about protesting the things you’re against. I’m all for exercising your rights to freedom of speech and the right to peaceably assemble, but some of these tea parties and tea baggers have gotten out of hand.
You guys have seen/heard me discuss Twitter here before. My time line boasts some of the funniest, smartest, most intelligent, thought-provoking Tweets on Twitter. So, simply put, my timeline > than yours. Anyway, the events of the last two weeks, mainly health care reform, has pissed off the tea baggers to the highest level of pisstivity.

**Side note** Can we call them something else? When I say tea baggers, my mind just goes to the wrong place. I can’t call them “tea party people” because then they sound like they’re cool and they’re characters in “Alice in Wonderland.” And when I hear “tea party” I think little girls in frilly dresses with tea sets and dolls and miniature tables and chairs.

Anyway, I follow radio talk show host Claudia Jordan on Twitter. She said Sunday morning in two Tweets, “be for or against this Health Care Bill-but using words like “N*gger & F*ggot” should be kept out of this discussion-cause now we just–question your REAL motive. Keep this about the issue & NOT about the fact you oppose ANYTHING our Black President does. Calm down”
Jordan was referencing the fact that prominent U.S. Representatives were attacked with racial and homophobic epithets and spat upon for voting to make the first step toward securing adequate health care for Americans everywhere. Because the Liptonites (Get it? Lipton tea?) are angry and they haven’t been getting their way, their protesting and freedom of speech has turned to venomous hate language for absolutely no reason at all.
I agree with Jordan, if you disagree with the vote, disagree. Write a letter. A blog post. Call your congressman. Call the congressmen who voted a different way. Why are the epithets and spitting necessary? This behavior is not only vile and disgusting, it’s shameful. One congressman said he hadn’t endured such behavior since he was marching for Civil Rights in the 1960s.
If that’s not enough, there are even fools actually calling for the President’s assassination. One fool in particular, on Twitter, said that if he lived in Washington, D.C., “I’d shoot him myself.” Folks are all up in arms, as they should be, about this fools comments that he says were made in the heat of the moment. He claims that he said that foolishness at a time when his emotions were running high.
*blank face*
And, in case you didn’t click the link, the fool in question is black. Now, I’m not surprised that he said these things, because let’s face it, bat shit crazy people come in every color of the rainbow. I think I’m surprised at the aggression in his Tweets. I’m not naive, I know people grow ginormous balls when they are sitting in front of a computer screen, but this is the POTUS! Any threat made against him will be treated as real.
This crazy man’s Tweets and the Liptonites’ comments and signs are simply a side effect of free speech. The First Amendment guarantees the freedoms of speech, religion, the press, the right to peaceably assemble and to petition the government. I think the initial goal of the tea parties was to say what they had to say in peaceful assemblies, but like everything touched by humans, it got flawed.
The tea parties have become over run with bigots looking to incite fear to push their own agendas. It’s sad really. I don’t think this bastardization (yea, I made it up) of the First Amendment is what the founding fathers had in mind when they wrote the Bill of Rights. As a journalist and blogger, I’m all for free speech, but let’s be responsible about it. The kind of behavior displayed by these extreme protesters is nasty. It’s deplorable and it’s Un-American. Whether or not you agree with the POTUS and our lawmakers, it is our job to support them the same as we support the troops in these two totally senseless wars that Bush 43 started.
Now, let’s move forward and have some DISCOURSE and not just spewing of racist, homophobic ideology because you don’t have a counterpoint or a real reason for opposition. Do your research and come back with some facts that can be discussed and debated and not shouted at people like you’re in a high school cafeteria.

‘Bout damn time!

Before I jump into this post, stop by the F$%k It List’s blog for this week’s installment of the Finer Points of Blogger Etiquette. She discusses “what’s beef.” Check it owwwwwt!

Disclaimer: Smarty P. Jones always has been and always will be for the greater good of all people. Feel the way you feel, but this is a place of discourse not the spewing of hatred. Come up in Smarty’s World with THAT nonsense and you will be deleted. Dig?

Aye, I got this!

After nearly 100 years of unsuccessful attempts at health care reform, the U.S. House of Representatives has passed the Reconciliation Act of 2010 or HealthCare Reform or ObamaCare. No matter how you feel about it, we can all agree that this has opened up discussion about one hugely important issue that has gone ignored for so long. In one of the (seemingly) richest countries in the world, more than 30 million citizens are uninsured.
While I can stand here and humor you with my own stories about my childhood filled with ailments and injuries and no health insurance. I could even tell you about my mother’s health issues that have almost taken her away from us more than a few times and how she’s got several doctor’s bills worth at least $100K each. I could even tell you how her meds every month cost more than the amount of money she makes working in a frikkin’ broom factory.
No, I won’t tell y’all any of that because truth be told, my mom probably wouldn’t be able to afford this option either. Where we’re from, it’s a blessing just to have a job. Add to that the fact that the amount of money being made at home is minimal, like maybe a few cents more than minimum wage. I would have been happier with a public option to this bill, but you do have to crawl before you walk.
I’m hoping that this bill will work out the way the POTUS intends and folks will be a lil’ more apt to nudge us a little closer to universal healthcare. I’m so not satisfied, but I am optimistic that this is a step in the right direction. The thing that sort of grated on my nerves throughout the process is how the GOP, who managed to vote against the bill completely, tried to turn it into a Pro-Life situation.
The GOP says they don’t want the government subsidizing abortions. They’re afraid the number will rise. The GOP is all “Pro-life.” What about the lives lost of people who are already here? What about those folks who can walk and talk and dress themselves? People who have names and faces?
Personally, I can’t see abortion for myself unless there are some hellacious circumstances. But, I don’t feel it’s my right to say what someone can and can’t do with their own uterus. I don’t want anyone in mine and I don’t want to be in anybody’s either. So please, spare me the argument that you’re against healthcare reform because it will fund abortion.
What some of these folks are against is losing the monies they receive from these boards and lobbyists when the government starts putting the smack down on these insurance companies for exploiting poor people and denying benefits to sick people.
This is just going to be interesting to watch as politicians everywhere scramble to keep their jobs come election time, particularly the 34 Democrats who voted against it. What will be their slogan then, “Vote for me, even though I voted against getting you affordable healthcare.”
The term healthcare in this situation seems out of place anyway. For so long, this country has been dealing in SickCare. We don’t go to the doctor until we feel sick. Nobody is getting an annual physical check up. Folks are dying everyday from preventable, treatable diseases all because they can’t afford to go to the doctor to try and catch these things early. *smh*
This is sickening. Good thing I have insurance through my job so I can get treated for whatever I have. I wonder if my doc has a pill for “Dealing With Dumbasses Syndrome.”

Southern Fried Vocab No. 15

Howdy. Howdy. Howwwwwwwww-dee! I hope you all had a better week this week than you did last week and if not, here’s to hoping next week is the BEST! You have just landed smack dab in the middle of the 15th installment of Southern Fried Vocab. If you missed last week’s phrase, don’t you worry your pretty lil’ head none. If the Lord’s willin’ and the creek don’t rise, you can click right here and it’ll take you right to it.
If you’re unfamiliar with the rules, they go a lil’ something like this. You will be given a vocabulary word or phrase, a definition and a sentence. You are hereby challenged to go forth and use it in conversation.
Though you may not see a logical place to insert these words into conversation, everything is always better when you cover it in flour and drop it in some hot grease.
This week’s phrase is a hit dog will holler.

If that bad boy is still alive, I guarantee he's a hollerin'!

Definition
A hit dog will holler: when a group of folks find themselves in a troublesome situation, more often than not, the troublemaker speaks up first to clear his name

Example
Lil’ Frankie and Lil’ Johnnie are playing ball in the house after their mother told them to stop. Johnnie throws the ball, knocks over the good vase and it shatters.
Mom to boys from another room: Whodunnit?!
Johnnie: It wasn’t me!
Frankie: A hit dog will holler!
*snaps leather belt* Mom: Every time.

Quick Review
If there is a situation where there is trouble and there is more than one person to blame, the person “whodunnit” will be the first to speak up (i.e. lie) to say that it wasn’t them. This phrase also works if you are speaking truth in a situation that offends one or more people and they speak up in offense. You’ve hit a nerve (it hurts) and they holler, much like when a dog is hit by a vehicle. All of his nerves have been hit, so he hollers. That’s how you get, a hit dog will holler. The proper response is “every time.”
Questions?

(@BangsandaBun – Yes, I am aware that this makes no sense. Use it anyway.)

Disconnected

Communicate - or the computer gets it.

Ah, technology. Ain’t it great?! I can literally work from my extremely comfortable bed, in the middle of the night, while watching the History Channel, drinking green tea while sending instant messages via BlackBerry and Facebook at the same time. Oh, it’s possible. I’ve done it.
Now, with all the social networking sites, and smartphone apps and ways to keep in touch, it is pushing us further and further away from each other. Even dating, people are starting to text and BBMs (BlackBerry Message) without calling first.

Side note: This is NOT OK!

So, last weekend, I went to a dinner party, nearly all of the attendees use Twitter. There was more conversation going on via Twitter than in the room. I mean, what is up with that? Everyone you were talking to on Twitter was in the room, yet, they (we) were communicating through a social networking site. Is this what we’ve become? Is this what technology has done to us?
When I was in high school, the Internet was fairly new to us. We were learning about e-mail and at that time, Yahoo! Messenger and AIM were the cat’s meow. Everybody still had dial-up and in my small town, using dial-up could rack up a bunch of long distance fees.
Only the kids whose parents were a little better off financially than others could actually afford the computers with the necessary technology were able to take full advantage of the internet. Web sites weren’t full of multi-media. There was no flash player. There was no music, no video. Hell, they barely had pictures. And personal web sites/pages/profiles were virtually non-existent. It was great!
Fast forward 14 years later and if you don’t have a presence online, you don’t exist. What do you mean you’re not on Facebook? You don’t have a blog? What do you mean you don’t know what Twitter is? If you hear folks say any of these things, it is quite likely that folks will look about you like you just grew another head. Why? Have these sites become the new clique of cool kids?
All this technology has afforded me the opportunity to better keep in touch with friends from high school, college and former jobs who are now spread about the far corners of the world. It’s also given me a chance to come in contact with some awesome people who also happen to blog. (Shouts out to the NYC delegation!)
Truth be told, I’m starting to envy folks like my mom and stepdad who don’t know much about the Internets and who could care less. My father bought a computer a couple of years back, by himself, and my brother proceeded to fuss me out because he was under the impression that I “let” him do it. *side eye* to my brother. While my father is certainly not as well-versed in social media as my brother or I, he is definitely a lot better off than he was three years ago. He’s e-mailing (see also: forwarding) people now. He’s getting a chance to see and speak to my niece and my brother and sister-in-law on a regular basis.
Even with all the good technology has done, for my family in particular, this feels like another way for us to move further and further away from each other. As people, we are growing distant and cold, in some cases not even saying “Hi” because our heads are down as we Tweet and update our status messages on the 101 social networking sites in which we belong. We’ve socially networked so much virtually, we’re unsure of how it works in person anymore. That’s sad.
In an effort to reduce carpal tunnel and BlackBerry thumb, like my shero, Oprah (no last name needed), is challenging folks to make their vehicles “no phone zones,” I’m challenging y’all to make social situations, family functions and anywhere that you have to interact with people on a social level a no technology zone. Unless of course you’re exchanging numbers.
Who’s with me? Anybody? Bueller?

Don’t Make Me Over – Again!

Originals >>>>>>> Remakes

Every so often, folks in the music industry deem it necessary to allow some artists to come along and sample (see also: butcher) a great song to get across whatever dumb ass point they’re tryna make in their lil’ song. When that’s not happening, some genius clears the path for some clueless person to come through and remake a song that didn’t need remaking (see: “We Are the World”).
Forrrrrrrrr example, Mary J. Blige, I love her dearly, but let’s be honest, she became the Mary we all know and love by remaking some classics. Think back, she redid “Sweet Thing” on “What’s the 411?” She redid “I’m Going Down” and “All Night Long” on “My Life.” Let’s bring up “A Dream” from the live album, “Share My World” and “Our Love” from the “Share My World” album. And let’s get into my favorite remake (oxymoron) by her, “Let No Man Put Asunder.” Of course she also tried to tackle “Natural Woman” in the “New York Undercover Soundtrack” and there are probably countless others that we don’t know about.
She’s not the only one, she’s just done the most. Keke Wyatt tried (and failed) to remake Patti LaBelle’s “If Only You Knew.” Jaguar Wright tried (and failed) to do Patti’s “Love Need and Want You.” Monica butchered “Misty Blue.” She and Usher tore up (in a bad way) “Slow Jam.” Beyonce all the way messed up “Wishing on a Star” (yes she did!), while Mrs. Nick Cannon, Mariah Scarey had the unmitigated gall to attempt Prince’s “Beautiful Ones” and Foreigner’s “I Want to Know What Love Is.”
And please don’t think the fellas haven’t ventured into the Land of Horrible Covers. What about After 7′s mess of “Sara Smile,” or Jagged Edge’s “All Out of Love,” or even Tevin Campbell’s “Knocks Me Off My Feet.” Somebody shoulda knocked him off his rocker for messing up Stevie’s song like that! I really could go on and on … and on, but I’d like to keep down the granola bars that I just downed and keep my blood pressure at a decent level.
Now, don’t get me wrong, all remakes are not wretched messes. I have been known to play Mary J. Blige and George Michael’s version of “As” and Conya Doss’ version of “Starship.” And y’all, don’t EVEN get me started on Hil St. Soul’s version of “For the Love of You.” And you all know I stay rocking the “Glee” soundtracks. I can so rock with them on those selections. What I can not rock with is “singers” coming behind great artists and bastardizing their work.
Because this subject brings about a little hostility and disturbs my spirit, I feel it is only necessary to warn all of the music execs that if any of the following songs are EVER remade and recorded for play over and over and over again, to quote Reina’s Song, “I will FIND YOU!

“In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins

“You” by Natalie Cole

“Distant Lover” by Marvin Gaye

“For All We Know” by Donny Hathaway
(again, *side eye* to Ruben Studdard)

“I Wanna Get Next to You” by Rose Royce

“November Rain” by Guns N’ Roses

“I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing” by Aerosmith

“You Are My Friend” by Patti LaBelle

“Nothing Better Than Love” by Luther Vandross and Gregory Hines

“You’re the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me” by Gladys Knight and the Pips

Also, add to that list ANYTHING by Michael Jackson, not another damn one of Prince’s songs, no Sam Cooke, no James Brown and nothing else by Chaka Khan. I hope ma ‘clare, if I hear any of the aforementioned blaring from my radio by another artist, I’m gonna amp, you hear?! AMP!

*breathes heavily* Whew! What are some songs that nobody, under no circumstances should ever remake? The TwitFam spoke today and strongly advise against remaking:

Anything by Lufa (via @LivinLovinLyfe)

• Any song by Sam Cooke or Jackie Wilson and “Adore” by Prince “I will shank someone with a sharpened toothbrush.” (via @ReinaSong)

• “We Are the World” and “Billie Jean” (via @afropuffz) [Sorry, hun, they already butchered the first one.]

• They bet not ever ever ever evah EVAH Try and remake “Purple Rain!!!” Movie or song! (via @nnlee1976)

• I don’t want anyone making over Bob Marley’s “Natural Mystic” not even his sons! NO NO NO. or “Easy Skankin’” (via @f_uitlist)

• “sunset beach!” (via @PurpleRamblings)

• NO remake of Aretha’s “Call ME” (via @f_uitlist)

• Can we also get “Respect” on that list? (via @tyronem)

• “Natural Woman”, “Sexual Healing” and “Always and Forever” (via @tyronem)

Anymore? What say y’all? What song, if remade, will have you shankin’ fools?!