
A couple of weeks ago, I did a post about a trending topic, also known as #trendingtopic, on Twitter called #wecantdate that I found hilarious. While Twitter is certainly a way to cut down on productivity, it is also a way to enhance television viewing, particularly awards shows.
Awards show season is now in full swing as the Grammys are coming up on Jan. 31 and we’ve already seen the People’s Choice Awards and on Sunday, the Golden Globes. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, my timeline has the funniest people on Twitter! To prove it, I have included Tweets from our simultaneous viewing of the Golden Globes below.
Hehehe! Enjoy!
On Precious
Mo’Nique is using her indoor voice! Yay!
• Gabby didn’t win? WTF?!
• Love Sandra, but I wanted that win for Gabby.
• @deltalady said: @SmartysWorld Kanye shoulda interrupted Sandra’s speech lol
• My reply: @deltalady “Yo, Sandy, I’m happy for you and ‘The Blind Side’ was good. But ‘Precious’ was the best movie of all last year! *shrug*”
• Via @and1grad: @SmartysWorld Why again is that movie supposed to be good? *honest question, not being a smartass*
• @and1grad have you read the book? It’s the best adapted screenplay I’ve ever seen. Add to that, Mo’Nique’s ability to BE the sadistic …
• @and1grad mother. And it’s a story I think folks were too afraid or too disgusted to tell. I know way too many people who have been …
• @and1grad abused and just give up. While that movie doesn’t have a happy ending, it’s real. Y’know?
• So the Hollywood Foreign Press says Blue People > Black People
On Halle
• Halle’s back to short hair. FIERCE!
• Halle Berry made a “pact with the Devil” to look like that. She did. Ask Pat Robertson.
• RT @Slaus: Halle berry’s coochie must smell like Salisbury steak. Because no way GOd would allow someone to be that fine without drawbacks
• @Slaus I swear you ain’t got good sense!
• @SmartysWorld pssssh tell me im wrong.
• @Slaus No, she’s either batshit crazy or she made one of those pacts Pat Robertson was talking about.
• @SmartysWorld telling you. If Halle Berry is so great, why has every man cheated on her or tried to beat the farts out her face.
Random
• @nnlee1976 I want one time for someone to go buck fool mad when they lose!!! I just want one time for someone to act an ass! I would be gone!
• My reply: It’s been done. That’s why people thin Kanye is fulla shit.
• OMG, I literally choked. He shoulda wore a petticoat. RT @LoniLove: James Cameron looks like one of our founding fathers..
• YESSSSSSSSS! GLEE WON!!!!
• OMG! Artie can walk?! #imshocked
• Is it just me or does Brendan Fraiser look a lil’ slow? #hellbound
• It’s the Governator. Just me or should he sound American now? 30 years here and you still sound like that?
• Mickey Rourke looks CRAZY!
On “The Hangover”
• Can Mike read the prompter?
• @goodenufmother I still haven’t seen it.
• @SmartysWorld stop it now! You must see it this week.. !!!!
• @goodenufmother it’s next in my Blockbuster queque.
• @SmartysWorld okay be prepared to lol until your sides hurt.. now watch u won;t think it’s funny, LOL bcause u’ve heard so much about it
• @goodenufmother yes, and everybody says, “OMG, you’re gonna die!” I hope it is that funny.
On Fashion
• Cher looks like Elvira
• Who is that grown ass woman wearing a 12-year-old’s party dress?
• That’s a nice dress, Jodie Foster!
• With those glasses, Kevin Bacon looks like a terrorist. #justsaying #iwanttowriteamovieforhim
• I didn’t know they made skinny jeans for tuxedos. #damnkevinbacon
• *brushes off soap box, steps up and clears throat* People, it is not OK to wear velvet after Christmas. *steps down*
On Ricky Gervais as a host
• British humor doesn’t always translate well. This is one of these times.
• Via @goodenufmother: thoughts on Ricky Gervais so far?
• My reply: @goodenufmother I’m not impressed. He’s taking shots tonight and it’s not always funny.
• Via @goodenufmother: Jodie Foster looks great! and Ricky has a brew now! wow
• Via @goodenufmother: wow, “I like to drink as much as the next man unless the next man is Mel Gibson!” yikes
• My reply: @goodenufmother that one WAS funny. I have to give it to him.
On Mariah & Nick
• I get it! Nick Cannon is Mariah’s Farnsworth Bentley! #thismakessense #helookslikeheshouldbeholdinganumbrella
• If you pay that much for something you want people to see it! RT @goodenufmother: why does Mariah ALWAYS HAVE HER BOOBS OUT?
• Because she didn’t tell him he could speak. LoL! RT @jacquereid: y did nick not say a word???
• @BangsandaBun: If Mariah Carey would just once, put her tits away, she could look classy. It’s unlikely, but she could.
Today is the day set aside to honor a great man whose legacy is hard to put into words.
I also want to say RIP to Teddy Pendergrass. The world lost a great singer and musician in Pendergrass. If ever the world needed to hear the song”

Black Republicans are pissed off because Sen. Harry Reid’s words about the POTUS being a “light-skinned” man who doesn’t speak in “Negro dialect” is offensive to them because they themselves are always thought of as the “safe Negros” because they don’t “talk black.”
TV One, how do I love thee, let me count the ways …
The new sitcom, starring Tatyana M. Ali and Phil Morris executive produced by Martin Lawrence, “LOVE THAT GIRL!” It’s scheduled to air Jan. 19.