Monthly Archives: January 2010

Twitter + Awards shows = Awesomeness!


A couple of weeks ago, I did a post about a trending topic, also known as #trendingtopic, on Twitter called #wecantdate that I found hilarious. While Twitter is certainly a way to cut down on productivity, it is also a way to enhance television viewing, particularly awards shows.
Awards show season is now in full swing as the Grammys are coming up on Jan. 31 and we’ve already seen the People’s Choice Awards and on Sunday, the Golden Globes. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, my timeline has the funniest people on Twitter! To prove it, I have included Tweets from our simultaneous viewing of the Golden Globes below.
Hehehe! Enjoy!

On Precious

Mo’Nique is using her indoor voice! Yay!
• Gabby didn’t win? WTF?!
• Love Sandra, but I wanted that win for Gabby.
• @deltalady said: @SmartysWorld Kanye shoulda interrupted Sandra’s speech lol
• My reply: @deltalady “Yo, Sandy, I’m happy for you and ‘The Blind Side’ was good. But ‘Precious’ was the best movie of all last year! *shrug*”
• Via @and1grad: @SmartysWorld Why again is that movie supposed to be good? *honest question, not being a smartass*
• @and1grad have you read the book? It’s the best adapted screenplay I’ve ever seen. Add to that, Mo’Nique’s ability to BE the sadistic …
• @and1grad mother. And it’s a story I think folks were too afraid or too disgusted to tell. I know way too many people who have been …
• @and1grad abused and just give up. While that movie doesn’t have a happy ending, it’s real. Y’know?
• So the Hollywood Foreign Press says Blue People > Black People

On Halle

• Halle’s back to short hair. FIERCE!
• Halle Berry made a “pact with the Devil” to look like that. She did. Ask Pat Robertson.
• RT @Slaus: Halle berry’s coochie must smell like Salisbury steak. Because no way GOd would allow someone to be that fine without drawbacks
• @Slaus I swear you ain’t got good sense!
• @SmartysWorld pssssh tell me im wrong.
• @Slaus No, she’s either batshit crazy or she made one of those pacts Pat Robertson was talking about.
• @SmartysWorld telling you. If Halle Berry is so great, why has every man cheated on her or tried to beat the farts out her face.

Random

• @nnlee1976 I want one time for someone to go buck fool mad when they lose!!! I just want one time for someone to act an ass! I would be gone!
• My reply: It’s been done. That’s why people thin Kanye is fulla shit.
• OMG, I literally choked. He shoulda wore a petticoat. RT @LoniLove: James Cameron looks like one of our founding fathers..
• YESSSSSSSSS! GLEE WON!!!!
• OMG! Artie can walk?! #imshocked
• Is it just me or does Brendan Fraiser look a lil’ slow? #hellbound
• It’s the Governator. Just me or should he sound American now? 30 years here and you still sound like that?
• Mickey Rourke looks CRAZY!

On “The Hangover”

• Can Mike read the prompter?
• @goodenufmother I still haven’t seen it.
• @SmartysWorld stop it now! You must see it this week.. !!!!
• @goodenufmother it’s next in my Blockbuster queque.
• @SmartysWorld okay be prepared to lol until your sides hurt.. now watch u won;t think it’s funny, LOL bcause u’ve heard so much about it
• @goodenufmother yes, and everybody says, “OMG, you’re gonna die!” I hope it is that funny.

On Fashion

• Cher looks like Elvira
• Who is that grown ass woman wearing a 12-year-old’s party dress?
• That’s a nice dress, Jodie Foster!
• With those glasses, Kevin Bacon looks like a terrorist. #justsaying #iwanttowriteamovieforhim
• I didn’t know they made skinny jeans for tuxedos. #damnkevinbacon
• *brushes off soap box, steps up and clears throat* People, it is not OK to wear velvet after Christmas. *steps down*

On Ricky Gervais as a host

• British humor doesn’t always translate well. This is one of these times.
• Via @goodenufmother: thoughts on Ricky Gervais so far?
• My reply: @goodenufmother I’m not impressed. He’s taking shots tonight and it’s not always funny.
• Via @goodenufmother: Jodie Foster looks great! and Ricky has a brew now! wow
• Via @goodenufmother: wow, “I like to drink as much as the next man unless the next man is Mel Gibson!” yikes
• My reply: @goodenufmother that one WAS funny. I have to give it to him.

On Mariah & Nick

• I get it! Nick Cannon is Mariah’s Farnsworth Bentley! #thismakessense #helookslikeheshouldbeholdinganumbrella
• If you pay that much for something you want people to see it! RT @goodenufmother: why does Mariah ALWAYS HAVE HER BOOBS OUT?
• Because she didn’t tell him he could speak. LoL! RT @jacquereid: y did nick not say a word???
• @BangsandaBun: If Mariah Carey would just once, put her tits away, she could look classy. It’s unlikely, but she could.

Honor the legacy …

Today is the day set aside to honor a great man whose legacy is hard to put into words.
In his life, Dr. Martin L. King Jr., made strides and endured blatant bigotry and hatred so that we could have the equality due to us. This man endured incarceration, fire hoses, dog attacks, threats, bombing attempts, all, in an effort, to make life better for us.
Thanks to Dr. King, people then started to see injustices for what they were. They started to understand that it’s not right to deny people anything based on the color of their skin. Because of Dr. King, people can see and understand that one person can affect change.
That, alone, made Dr. King the most influential figure of the 20th Century. His non-violent quest for equality for all made him one of my heroes. Though I wasn’t even thought of in his lifetime, he’s had an impact on my life. Because of Dr. King’s dream, our reality is that regardless of our colors, creeds and nationalities, we can all be great.
That, to me, is why we have to honor Dr. King’s legacy. All over the country today, there will be vigils and peace marches and service projects. That is all great. But all this past weekend, there was booty shaking and ass-dropping attached to his legacy. I am shocked. I’m appalled. And I am downright offended.
All last week, I got Facebook invitations from telling me to “Come party” for the King Holiday. And that you have to be “18 to dip and 21 to sip” and that the dress code is “Grown & Sexy.” Now just what in THE hell does any of that have to do with celebrating Dr. King’s life and legacy?
The only way any of that would have been appropriate is if there was going to be some sort of component that raised funds and/or items for the people of Haiti. But no, the funds for these “King parties” are going to line the pockets of promoters and club owners.
I can imagine Dr. King is rolling in his grave at the coonery and buffoonery being carried on in his name. Next year, let’s try to get ourselves together and really honor Dr. King with a day of service. I swear Aaron McGruder got it right in that episode of “The Boondocks.”

Because I have to work today, I won’t be able to participate in any service projects today, but that won’t stop me from serving all year long. And if you don’t have a service project to take part in today or if public service isn’t your thing, feel free to give to charities helping with Earthquake Relief in Haiti. The people need us and we need to rise to the occasion.
Check out the Frugalista‘s blog post about safe charities where you can send your dollars or check out Kevin Powell‘s website for more organizations and more information about Haiti.
Let’s all help. Dr. King would want us to.

Gone for a day …

… and so much has happened.
First of all, I have to send thoughts and prayers to the people of Haiti. They need our help and they need it fast. If you would like to donate, you can send funds to: Wyclef Jean’s organization Yele Haiti, the American Red Cross, the Salvation Army or organizations like Doctors Without Borders and Mercy Corps or whatever organization you choose.
I also want to say RIP to Teddy Pendergrass. The world lost a great singer and musician in Pendergrass. If ever the world needed to hear the song”Wake Up Everybody” that he sang lead on with Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes, it’s now.
Thankfully, my mother raised my siblings and I on good music, so we heard our fair share of Teddy Pendergrass. From “I Miss You” to “If You Don’t Know Me By Now” to “Bad Luck” onto his solo music, our childhood was filled with his voice.
He was recently treated for colon cancer and has what his son called a difficult recovery.
Now that I’ve done that, I must say, it is true that disaster and death bring out the worst in people. Look at how families treat each other when a loved one passes away and how people are treated in the face of disaster. Since Tuesday’s earthquake in Haiti, the talking heads have risen up to spew more hatred and misinformation than ever.
This week, I have been downright shocked and appalled at the bile dripping out of the mouths of Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh. Under normal circumstances, I let them and Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck and all the rest of them go without so much as a “Humph!” But this is really grating on my last good nerve and I can hold it no more.

Down with Rush

Limbaugh is officially the douchiest douche bag on the face of the Earth. On his radio show, he actually suggested that the POTUS will exploit the dire straits in Haiti to gain “favor” with “both the light skinned and dark skinned blacks.” Since he’s such an effin’ expert I wish he’d tell me about these “in between blacks” and whether or not he needs their approval.
His pledging aid to Haiti has absolutely nothing to do with “gaining the favor” of anyone. He, the POTUS, has pledged aid because it’s the right thing to do. It’s the least we can do. For decades upon decades, Americans have watched Haiti suffer hunger and poverty and natural disasters and haven’t so much as sent a fucking saltine cracker and now that they have less than nothing, people like Limbaugh, open their mouths and verbally shit on relief efforts. Give me a break!

He's why Jesus wept.

If that weren’t enough, a Christian man said that the Haitians have gone through what they have because of “a pact they swore to the Devil” hundreds of years ago. What?! And he’s serious. He suggests the rest of us pray that they turn to Christ. *sigh* I grew up Christian and as much as I curse and act a fool, I still identify as such.
Since I don’t want anyone questioning my relationship with the Father and the Son, I won’t question his. I will however question which Bible Robertson’s been reading. While he certainly looks like he was around to witness the first testament, I gotta wonder if he’s read the second one. You know, wonder if he read about the birth of Christ, God’s son. Read about the life He led and how he was put on this Earth to die for all the sins of people for generations after Him and how it’s not man’s place to judge. I mean, that’s what I learned in Sunday school.
I don’t know what Robertson read and studied, but according to what I was taught and what I read, we’re not supposed to be sitting on our high horses and spouting out bullshit about what God did and didn’t do now. I was under the impression that the vengeful God who brought wrath and destruction gave the world His only son so that we would not all be doomed to a life in Hell.
This is why so many people are turned off from the church and church folks. The Word says “Greater is He that is in me than He that is in the world.” So, long story short, YOU, WE, CHRISTIANS are the church. It’s not a building or a place. It’s us. We could all be the only God, the only church that some people ever come in contact with and if we SOUND like Robertson, it’s no wonder people don’t WANT to be Christians.
I don’t think this is at all what the forefathers had in mind when they gave us the freedom of speech. With that one right, Americans are wealthy far beyond material riches. Effective words have the power to move mountains and start revolutions.
But, at the same time, to whom much is given, much is required. Freedom of speech is something that needs to be handled responsibly and with care. Both Limbaugh and Robertson have been reckless and irresponsible with that and they need to be shut down. I don’t think their freedom of speech should be taken away, but their forum should be.
Join me in telling everybody I know to turn off Limbaugh and Robertson. This foolishness must end!

My take on the Sen. Reid situation …

in my Negro dialect, get over it. No, really, get over it.
ATTENTION: Smarty P. Jones is about to break it down so that it will forever and continuously be broke.
Black Republicans are pissed off because Sen. Harry Reid’s words about the POTUS being a “light-skinned” man who doesn’t speak in “Negro dialect” is offensive to them because they themselves are always thought of as the “safe Negros” because they don’t “talk black.”
More often than not, black Republicans have been educated in the finest institutions and they have managed to build very lucrative careers in industries where it is possible that they are the only people in the workplace who are of color and they spend a lot of time proving their blackness and their education. Add to that the fact that “Negro dialect” or “talking black” is usually interpreted to mean that you split verbs, dangle participles and just butcher the Queen’s English.
Now that we’ve dealt with the dialect issue, the light skin thing goes so much deeper than I have time to get into right now, so let’s deal with the Negro thing.
First of all, the term Negro ain’t been used since black folks were boycotting buses in Montgomery, Ala., I don’t think he’s as much racist as he is old and out of touch with the electorate. Somebody get this man some cable and a newspaper.
Reid just turned 70 last month, so let’s understand that during the time he came up, black folks were called colored and worse so that is normal for him to say. I didn’t say it was socially acceptable, I said it was normal for him and the time he grew up. Ya’ll know as well as I do, you can’t get old people to change anything, let alone the way they talk.
Add to that the fact that he’s probably lost track of what to call us. From he time our ancestors were brought over here, we’ve been called niggers, mulattos, octoroons, quadroons, porch monkeys, tar babies, colored, black and as some now prefer, African-American. Hell, I almost don’t know what to call us anymore. In fact, on my Census form this year, which still says Negro by the way, I’m gonna mark other, I don’t fit either of the categories.
My skin is not black, I’m a nice milk chocolatey color. I’m not African-American, neither of my parents were born in Africa and emigrated and I damn sure ain’t nobody’s Negro. Since there is no box for “American” I’ll mark “Other.” It’s high time we stop focusing on color, anyway.
All of this is to sell a damn book that I will not mention.
I was born into the first generation of people in my family who did not attend a segregated school. I’ve had friends of different colors and hues my whole life and race has never come up as an issue to divide us and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let this issue divide us now. He’s an old man who made an “off-color” comment. Just shut up about it.
And for the record, the only way this compares to the Sen. Trent Lott situation is it offended people. Both senators’ comments infuriated a group of black people, just not the same group. If anything, this whole mess proves that black people are more than just a group. We all have varying ideas and opinions not only about what is offensive but EVERYthing.
One black person doesn’t speak for us all. And if I hear anything about Reid calling Jesse Jackson to apologize, I’m going to Washington, D.C. to promptly whoop his old ass, dig?
So as a quick review, let me be clear, this is all to sell a book. Don’t call another black person a Negro. And do not, I repeat, do not lose your shit because one of us speaks well. Calling a black person, like me, a Negro and or articulate will get you jacked up.

TV One is THE one!

TV One, how do I love thee, let me count the ways …
First, they brought back reruns of some of my favorite sitcoms like “Living Single” and “Sanford and Son.” Then you created “Unsung” and showed me the stories behind the music of Donny Hathaway, Phyllis Hyman, Klymaxx and others. After that, you premiered “Life After” to tell me all about the lives of folks like BBD and Darryl “Chill” Mitchell after they blow-up-chuated and experienced some of the most trying times in their lives.
And now, now they’ve created a sitcom! *tearing up* I don’t know what to say. This is just awesome. For so long, we’ve been waiting for someone to step up and create a smart sitcom based around black characters to show the other networks how it should be done, because it seems they’ve forgotten.
 The new sitcom, starring Tatyana M. Ali and Phil Morris executive produced by Martin Lawrence, “LOVE THAT GIRL!” It’s scheduled to air Jan. 19.
The show stars Ali as a young divorcee who returns home to southern California to work in her dad’s (Morris) real estate business.
When her unemployed brother unexpectedly moves in with her starts to wreak havoc on her newly single life. Yes, Ali has come a long way from singing in the opening credits of Eddie Murphy’s “Raw.” LoL!
This sounds like it could be a decent show, but I hope the name doesn’t stop it dead in it’s tracks. It just sounds crazy. But, the show does has four episodes.
According to Lynn McReynolds of McReynolds Elek, the public relations firm that handles TV One’s media relations, there are only four episodes because the producers did the show to shop it to different networks not specifically to TV One.
” TV One is open to the idea of producing more shows with the producers, but, of course, a number of variables will factor into that decision,” McReynolds said in an e-mail.
One of those variables is if the show tests well with the audience. So ya’ll know what that means. If you like the show, watch it and be vocal about it.
The good news that McReynolds shared is TV One has always planned to do scripted programming at some point.
“It’s extremely expensive, compared to unscripted programming, so networks generally need to be of a certain size and maturity level before it makes sense.”
While TV One is growing fast, it still has less viewers than channels like Lifetime and that wasteland BET (stop watching that crap).
Thankfully, TV One has new series coming up this year with LisaRaye and Omarosa’s reality shows “The Real McCoy” and “Ultimate Merger,” respectively.
We can also look forward to 12 new episodes of “Unsung” and another season of “Life After.”
Annnnnnnnd, come the end of the month, we can see two episodes a night of “A Different World.” I don’t know about ya’ll, but my TV is going to LIVE on TV One.
It’s like TV Land and good reality TV dipped in chocolate.
*squeals like a girl*
I can’t wait!