A lot of folks say a lot of things about Twitter, but there’s one thing you never hear and that’s how Twitter taps into everything that’s funny and true about you all at the same time. For example, in the Twitterverse, we have Trending Topics or what are known as #tt’s. Things become #tt based on specific Hashtags or in Twitter speak, #hashtags.
If you’ve yet to pick this up, you can simply place a # in front of any word or series of words without spaces and if you get enough people to participate, it can become a #hashtag. Got that? If not, come back later, hit me on Twitter, I’ll give you a tutorial, I’m trying to teach the rest of the class who can keep up.
Now, with all that said, #tt as of late have been things like #factsaboutme, #secretturnons and my favorite, #wecantdate. Not only have I found out that every single person in my timeline should moonlight as a comedian, I’ve found out some interesting things about them and myself in the process. Here are a few of my favorite #wecantdate Tweets.
Me:
#wecantdate if you don’t respect your mama. If you don’t respect the woman who gave you life, how can you respect me?
#wecantdate if you have bad breath. Who wants to be with a dude whose whisper stanks?
#wecantdate if you can’t read. You need to at least have a Good Enough Diploma to get with me.
@frugalista How about #wecantdate if you have a rap sheet. Let’s say that!
Ones I’ve ReTweeted:
#mymanshouldhaveaGED RT @deltalady: If you can’t tell the difference between WON’T and WANT #wecantdate #languagefail
Or your nuts in your pockets! RT @empressjournee: #wecantdate if your pants tighter than mine!!! I don’t want to see ur thigh print!!
Ones I love:
#wecantdate If you are 35+ dressing like Chris Brown. 35+ BUTTON UP! #getyourthreadcountup
#wecantdate if you have a rap sheet at the courthouse that fills up more than two computer screens
( both Tweets courtesy of @frugalista)
I couldn’t post all the ones I love because I forgot to favorite them and I refuse to dig through days upon days of Tweets just to find those. You’ll just have to trust me when I tell you they’re funny, OK?
HAY! people shouldn’t ask if they don’t want to know the truth
These made me laugh when you were posting them on twitter. Then I got a little concerned for you and Frugalista.
Hahahah! Girl, I held back on the #wecan’tdates. I’m about to put out an e-book. Thank you for the shout out!
#wecantdate if you are already involved with another female.
And that’s all I have to say about that today.
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